I remember the first time I got a letter that said: ”After Five Days Return To” on the envelope, and I thought that after I had kept the letter for five days I was supposed to return it to the sender.
I remember the kick I used to get going through my parents’ drawers looking for rubbers (Peacock).
I remember when polio was the worst thing in the world.
I remember pink dress shirts. And bola ties.
I remember when a kid told me that those sour clover-like leaves we used to eat (with little yellow flowers) tasted so sour because dogs peed on them. I remember that didn't stop me from eating them.
I remember the first drawing I remember doing. It was of a bride with a very long train.
I remember my first cigarette. It was a
I remember my first erections. I thought I had a terrible disease or something.
I remember how good a glass of water can taste after a dish of ice cream.
I remember the only time I ever saw my mother cry. I was eating apricot pie.
Joe Brainard: I remember